Unabridged Asskickery
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An I laughed and I laughed and I laughed… (Seinfeld).
Unicorns and fire breathing dragons...
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12 years finished, 1 and a half to go. Contrary to popular belief, Catholic school =/= nice kids and friendly teachers.
Wow,...
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YES. “Walter put the piece away!”
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Dan’s question comes from Sherry in New Jersey: Do women have a shelf life? Dan explains the nature of the women’s shelf life by comparing them to bacon.
GOD HATES FACTS!
Perfect.
Made this to demonstrate how much I love cat pics.
Dan’s question comes from Sean in New Jersey: How do you maintain awesomeness AND have a mean beard all at the same time? Dan explains the nature of beards and how awesomeness factors into the equation.
How to delete apps and shit off Facebook, as told by me.
Dan answers the million dollar question - Who Shot JR?
Dan answers what to do about the energy crisis.
Steven from Tucson asks: do women really poop? Dan puts the question to rest once and for all. Also featuring some dance footage.
